people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'yeah i'll buy it for you'
'text me when you get home safe'
"i eat ass"
so I was going through shutterstock and I found this old woman and like wtf tone it down grandma
then you’ve got her like “ohh whats in the box?”
"its a chair"
"when will my dentures return from war?"
oh showing some sass now
and my personal favourite
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
oh my god